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Nov 25, 2011

As is typical with terrible books, the movie adaptation of Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer is an improvement on its source material.  They significantly toned down the baby-dating, wife-swamping aspects of the book and  focused on pretty visuals like a wedding in the woods and an island off Brazil.  

Breaking Dawn Part...


Nov 18, 2011

Wow.  Stephanie Meyer is all about the creepy in this book.  Every step of the way something new and disgusting happens.  I am almost convinced at this point that the whole Twilight saga was a big joke on the fans. 

Bella's pregnancy is killing her from the inside, but Edward's mind reading ability lets them know that...


Nov 11, 2011

"Breaking Dawn" is the final book in the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer.  Unlike the other books, which focused on Bella and Edward moping around and being all emo about nothing, Meyer opts for batshit crazy this time around.

For the first quarter of the book, "Breaking Dawn" follows the wedding nuptials of Edward...


Nov 4, 2011

Reviewing Wild Animus did something strange to us.  For the first time, a book was so bad, we actually felt bad for the author.  Then we remembered we had to sit through 10 hours of nonsensical, acid washed audiobook.  And we were angry.  Then we noticed that Rich Shapero only had 32 fans on Facebook.  And we felt bad...