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Aug 26, 2021

We set out to fix the Dark Universe, the cinematic universe that universe-name-having Universal Pictures failed at three separate times. First up, the dreary, boring revival of Dracula that deserved to remain untold.

Aug 17, 2021

The thrilling conclusion to our Paul Verhoeven mini-series. Take a quick co-ed shower and then let's go to space!

Aug 13, 2021

Arnold goes to Mars. OR DOES HE?!?

If you're in California, please vote in the recall election!

Aug 3, 2021

It's a horrible dystopian future that's somehow less bad than the present. But at least the murder robots work!