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Aug 30, 2016

It's the finale of #WetMonth and that means the wettest movie of all time, the only one that was 40% shot under water, James Cameron's not-a-horror-movie The Abyss!

It's got aliens, but they're under water!

It's got Ed Harris, but he's under water!

It's got a submarine, but it's full of water!

What could be better?...

Aug 24, 2016

Felix Gomez is a vampire detective who, instead of detecting, has to go save his girlfriend from a sex zoo on another planet. But instead of doing that he has lots of gun fights with other sexist vampires and runs from a government black ops group who isn't related to anything. He does have sex with an alien in one of...

Aug 17, 2016

There are a couple things we're experts on: vampires who date teenagers, movies that are commonly considered to be the worst of all time, and of course, mermaids. But each mermaid story is a bit different. For instance, in this Disney sponsored YA series, the mermaids wear tons and tons of clothes.

Disney's involvement...

Aug 10, 2016

It's #WetMonth again and that means it's time for us to dip our toes back in the glistening, homoerotic anime Free!.

For season 2, everybody's a bit older but just as sexually tense. As they decide what to be when they grow up we decide who to ship, why there aren't nips, and why one is a shark. There are lots of other...

Aug 3, 2016

Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell is a well regarded book. But is the movie a travesty or the best that could be done with such complicated source material? We're here to find out!

Sponsor Mark in Manhattan (thanks, Mark!) loved the book but wanted us to help make sense of the movie. We do our best for four people who...