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Apr 19, 2017

VROOM VROOM, motherfuckers! It's time for the 8th installment of the car-racing-turned-superheros movie starring Vin Diesel, The Rock, and a handful of automobiles.

It may not quite reach the peaks of the earlier films, but we had a great time anyway. They fight a submarine, for christ's sake.

Apr 12, 2017

DEEP MONTH continues with one of the deepest holes any film company ever dug for themselves. This motion-capture animated film lost over $100 million, which puts it in the top five losses of all time.

It's not hard to see why the movie didn't catch fire. The animation is just awful to look at and that's backed by a bad...

Apr 4, 2017

Not many sequels improve on the original as perfectly as Planet Earth II. It's all the things that made Planet Earth the best nature documentary of all time, but with so many leaps in camera technology that it blows the original out of the water like a shark does to a sea lion.

We talk about our favorite fights, mating...