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Jan 3, 2013

There are many things 2012 will be known for, but I think it will mostly be remembered as the year Jersey Shore ended. No, I take that back. Nobody will care at all that Jersey Shore ended. Yeah, that's what I meant.

Everybody's favorite meatballs (not counting actual meatballs, which are much more entertaining) hit the...


Sep 8, 2011

Since the fall of Rome, things for Italy haven't been so hot.  Things are about to get even worse as the cast of Jersey Shore has washed up on the beaches of Florence, ready to run amok.  Hide your bambinos, hide your donnas.

After a glorious first couple of days trying to figure out the European streets, cabs, phones,...


Mar 31, 2011

Watching the Jersey Shore leaves you with a feeling that must be similar to waking up next to one of the characters from the show.  The regret hits you right away. But then the hangover settles in and all you know is you need to be somewhere else as soon as possible or you're going to throw up all over the...


Feb 2, 2011

It seems like only yesterday our cute little guidos and guidettes were getting drunk and punching/humping each other in Miami.  Oh, how things have changed.  Now, they're back in Jersey and they're really gonna live it up.  And so are we.  We try to gather everything we've learned about life in a game we call How To...


Oct 28, 2010

Jacewoww joins us again as we limp to the finish line with our favorite gang of Cheetoes. In this episode we force ourselves to take bold stances on the Maxipad incident, vehicular smushage, acid sweat, and death by hovercraft. Snooki further endears herself to us by having T. rex arms, killing lobsters with kindness,...