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Read it and Weep

Feb 10, 2016

Nic Cage is a crappy magician with actual magic powers. He can see two minutes into the future. He uses this power to gamble a bit, and then to run from the FBI who wants to use it stop terrorists. He gets to have sex with Jessica Biel. Nic Cage's life is pretty okay.

Comedian Myq Kaplan from Last Comic Standing,