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Sep 23, 2015

There were two main things people were worried about in the 80s: nuclear war and giant frogs. So it makes perfect sense that a movie would get made about a sex god fighting against mutant frogs created by a nuclear war.

Now, of course, it would be totally different. It would be a sex god fighting against mutant frogs...


Sep 17, 2015

What would be really difficult for Ezra to understand for his #EasyMonth episode? How about a science fiction book about a two headed hand-faced horse who takes a giant cat, an emo dude, and the emo dude's sex friend across the universe to a man-made planet thing for no good reason? Yep. That.

Ringworld is the...


Sep 9, 2015

Dana Carvey is... a master of disguise. You can tell because his name is Disguisey. What that means in practice? Some really bad impressions and a lot of fart jokes.

I'd write more about it but I'm #RidingEasy this week so I know pretty much nothing about this movie. Seems bad though.


Sep 3, 2015

Five teenage girls are best friends until one goes missing. Then they turn into... ex best friends united by a secret about a blind girl. And then... man, it's confusing with all these time jumps.

We watched Pretty Little Liars s01e01, s02e09, and s03e09 and while the first one was intriguing, the others made no sense...