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Nov 25, 2015

Alas, all things must come to an end. Even this movie that started a year ago and had a really long intermission. Even the trials and tribulation of Katniss Everdeen, the girl on fire, who battled the hunger games, another the hunger games, and then a weird, urban, the hunger games.

Yeah, President Snow hasn't seen a...


Nov 19, 2015

It's a holiday tradition as old as the pilgrims: a turkey having sex with and murdering college students for no reason. The story's been around forever. We just needed a couple kids with a gross-out sense of humor and $3,500 to make a movie about it.

Thankskilling is a no-budget horror/comedy that tries to cover up the...


Nov 12, 2015

If you thought Stephanie Meyer could just sit back and enjoy the retirement of her shitty characters, you were wrong. To celebrate the 10th anniversary of Twilight she's back with... Twilight again! This time the names are different!

Life and Death is a gender-swap of Twilight featuring Beau instead of Bella and Edith...


Nov 5, 2015

The Magic School Bus is a gem of an educational show. It's fun, silly, interesting, aggressively multi-racial, and it actually teaches you stuff. It's also absolutely ridiculous.

Take a journey with us inside this 90s cartoon, have a great time, and wonder adult things like, "Did their parents sign waivers?" "How will...