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Sep 28, 2016

Two detectives. One is Whoopi Goldberg and the other a t-rex. Guess which one had to be sued into appearing in this film.

Theodore Rex is so bad it raises lots of questions. Well, actually just one: why?

The dinosaur is just an idiot. Why?

The tone is wildly inconsistent from one scene to another. Why?

The dinosaurs are...

Sep 21, 2016

This one really has nothing to do with dinosaurs or detectives. Actually, it's about fairies and never questioning anything, so kinda the opposite.

The Ancient Future is about a time traveling, pot smoking, tae-kwon-do fighting... saxophonist who pops back into 6th century AD to fall in love with the pre-incarnation of...

Sep 14, 2016

Just like the cereal aisle has Frosted Mini Spooners and Tootie Fruities, so do movies have cheap imitations. A company called Asylum is the Malt-o-Meal of the film industry, pumping out straight-to-dvd knock-offs of big budget films and leaching off the advertising budgets of big studios.

Sherlock Holmes is one such...

Sep 7, 2016

Last year we read a super weird book about dinosaurs disguising themselves in rubber suits so they could be human private investigators. Well, that book was made into a Sci-Fi channel movie that is even more bananas than the book.

Daniel Baldwin (literally the poor man's Alec Baldwin) stars as a dino in a suit...