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Dec 17, 2014

It's a tradition in the United States for movie studios to pump out good enough Christmas movies every year. Since ABC Family's motto is "Good Enough", they're no exception.

Desperately Seeking Santa is a half-assed Christmas rom-com from 2011 wherein a cold-hearted business woman is melted by a sexy Santa with abs. For...

Dec 12, 2014

Remember childhood? That was fun, right? Except the parts that weren't? That's how the 80s cartoon Duck Tales is too.

Based on a reformed Scrooge McDuck and his three great nephews Hewis, Lewis, and Dewis, Duck Tales is a classic mass-produced Disney animated show with 60 episodes in each of its two seasons. It's really...

Dec 3, 2014

The Truth about Charlie is a remake of the 1963 film Charade mashed up with Francois Truffaut's 1960 film Shoot the Piano Player. If you were guessing that those two movies shouldn't be mashed up, you were right.

Truth follows the ex-wife(?) of a murdered spy(?) and her new boyfriend(?) a criminal(?). Really, it's a...