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Jun 24, 2015

A while back we were trying to refresh our sequel joke. Instead of always saying "Electric Boogaloo" or "Back in the Habit" or "The Squeakquel" we went deep. We found an obscure campy 80s direct-to-video horror comedy sequel and the rest is history. And history belongs to Bud. Bud the CHUD.

The "evil ideas that don't...

Jun 18, 2015

Hidden in the depths of FBI headquarters in Quantico, VA is a highly specialized team of agents. Instead of focusing on crimes, they focus on getting into the minds of criminals who they refer to as "unsubs" because they want to have a "thing."

Or, counter theory, they're not really FBI agents and Criminal Minds is a...

Jun 10, 2015

Anne Rice wrote some naughty books about sexy vampires. Turns out, she also wrote some absolutely disgusting books about fairly tale sex slaves.

Which brings me to this: **TRIGGER WARNING** (for pretty much everything).

The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty starts with the tale of beauty, asleep from poison awaiting her...

Jun 3, 2015

Do you like your action movies campy and a little racist? Then you're going to love Big Trouble in Little China! It's really fun and the special effects hold up surprisingly well. Kurt Russel's mullet does not.

We also look like geniuses because it was just announced this week that it's getting remade. We watchi BTLC...