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Mar 27, 2014

When you're 15ish, you're torn from your home and forced to choose between being smart, wearing an itchy sweater, or jogging everywhere. Oh no, you can't decide! You must be... Divergent... the movie.

Our dreams were finally made reality last week when the movie adaptation of Veronica Roth's silly dystopian...

Mar 20, 2014

Jean-Claude Van Damme can't really act, it's true. But what he can do is fan kick and do splits over the radiator and he does both to great effect in Bloodsport.

Bloodsport is the story of an American who learns martial arts as punishment for breaking into a house as a child. He goes AWOL from the military to fight in...

Mar 14, 2014

Two great tastes that taste great together is what I would say about William Shakespeare's Star Wars if it was a peanut butter cup. But it's not. It's two good tastes that are kinda funny together but not for more than five minutes.

Instead, Ian Doescher takes this funny idea and stretches it out further than a dollar...

Mar 6, 2014

There are only two good cops in L.A., and they're both big douchy guys with cool names and they're stopping all the crime single handedly. Er, um, double handedly. That's right, they're Tango and Cash.

The two eponymous police officers are doing great until a drug lord decides to take them off the street and out of the...