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Feb 22, 2012

Did you know that fairies like to have sex?  I didn't either.  Turns out it's pretty much all they do.  They solve a crime here or there, try to kill each other to gain the throne, and they have lots and lots of sex.

A Caress of Twilight is the second book in a series of disgusting fairy porn books in which every kind...

Feb 17, 2012

We are truly blessed to have three of the worst TV shows ever on at the same time. Rob, Whitney, and Are Your There Chelsea? are impressively bad. Have no doubt, friends, we are living in the.... what's the opposite of a golden age? Meat age? We are living in the meat age of bad TV. Rejoice!

It's a race to the bottom of...

Feb 8, 2012

Be prepared to meet the coolest dog ever. He drives boats. He breaks up smuggling rings. He orders hot dogs for hobos for crying out loud. This dog is perfect.

Sadly, the plot and the rest of the cast are just not up to Cool Dog's standards. There's an evil step mother, a stupid bully, and a sea monster-esque landlady....

Feb 1, 2012

We all know that some parents live out their dreams through their children.  But it's one thing to know it and another to watch it happen in all it'srhinestoned, overly made-up sadness.  Toddlers and Tiaras is another brick in TLC's plan to give every psychotic person their own reality show.  

This show follows the...