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Jan 23, 2012

The second half of Ender's Game is less good than the first.  Instead of playing laser tag in space, Ender exterminates an entire race of sentient beings, then gets all preachy about it.  The kids who wrote political comments on message boards are given supreme leadership of the world.  There are dirigibles.  It's the...


Jan 16, 2012

Ender's Game is a sponsored topic by an anonymous fan who hates the book. That makes him a better hater than us, since we had a tough time finding things not to like about genius kids playing laser tag in space.

Still, we do our best to find the hate. Allison Fields from Catwoman is on hand to speculate about a future...


Jan 9, 2012

If you look in the attic, you'll find flowers.  It's true.  But more interestingly, you'll also find four children who are locked in there being slowly poisoned by their mom.  You see, Mom used to be married to her uncle and instead of hobbled British aristocrats, that marriage created adorable, well adjusted blond...