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Feb 23, 2011

You know what's sadder than one 26-year-old guy watching the new Justin Bieber movie alone?  Four of them doing it in different parts of the country at the same time.  I know you thought your life could never get this bad.  Well, NEVER SAY NEVER!

Never Say Never is a movie about triumph over adversity.  Like the way...

Feb 17, 2011

Love is a many splendored thing.  Sadly, Gary Chapman doesn't like any of those splendors.  His view of  love has been shaped by more than 20 years as a marriage counselor to old Christian couples who got married very young and don't have anything in common.  He solves all these couples' problems using an easy two-step...

Feb 9, 2011

Gigli (rhymes with really. As in "Really? Who approved this?") is summarized on IMDB this way:

The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a retarded man came to be best friends through a hostage.

How could something like this possibly be bad?  Well, for starters, Al

Feb 2, 2011

It seems like only yesterday our cute little guidos and guidettes were getting drunk and punching/humping each other in Miami.  Oh, how things have changed.  Now, they're back in Jersey and they're really gonna live it up.  And so are we.  We try to gather everything we've learned about life in a game we call How To...