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Jun 29, 2016

In case you haven't seen it, Tiny House Hunters is just like regular House Hunters but smaller. A couple looks at three houses, they get a pizza and pick a house to buy, then the cameras go off and the couple gets a divorce.

Making the houses tiny adds an extra layer of silliness because it's clear that half the couple...

Jun 24, 2016

Thank you x 1,000,000 to everybody who submitted a sponsorship. We've used our trademarked non-transparent process to narrow down the applications to the 8ish winners and here they are. Including the return of Wet Month and the debut of dinosaur detective month (maybe).

Jun 22, 2016

Sesame Street is an incredible franchise. It's taught kids and amused parents for decades. But the most recent ones have a slightly different feel from the ones we knew as kids, and it's just a tiny bit less delightful.

In this special Father's Day episode, Ezra introduced us to his son's favorite show, modern Sesame...

Jun 17, 2016

Everything that was good when you were a child has since been ruined. The most recent franchise to be super crappiffied is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which Michael Bay has turned into Green Transformers.

Instead of the rascals from when we were young, the turtles are now grossly muscled broy dickheads. And the plot...

Jun 8, 2016

In case you let your subscription to Student and Schoolmate expire, you may not be familiar with the serialized tales of a homeless orphan boy living on the streets of New York shining shoes to buy food. But through the power of being white, attractive, charming, witty, and a strong swimmer, he's able to overcome...