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Jun 24, 2010

In our third and final episode about Eclipse the book, we do what we do best: make awkward speculations about animal sex. Other episode highlights include:

  • What to do about an awkward wolf-boner in your sleeping bag.
  • Does a swamp monster casually date?
  • Bella poops her pants
  • How to bifurcate a sheep
  • A new world record...

Jun 16, 2010

We take a second to bring forth the second third of Eclipse, the third book in the first series we started reading on this show. Episode highlights include:

  • The legal definition of Sexual Assault 14
  • How many vampires does it take to screw in 15,000 light bulbs?
  • The return of Writers Workshop with Stephanie Meyer,...

Jun 10, 2010

The boys make their less-than-triumphant return to the Twilight series! Watch them navigate this shit maze and try to come out clean on the other side. Episode highlights include:

  • Hair shirt and feet pants.
  • New Trivial Persuit category: "That fucked up."
  • Ezra reveals the censored version of this book.
  • Hotlantis.
  • The...

Jun 3, 2010

When our young male sex symbols are confronted by old female sex symbols, you know good things are bound to happen. Actually, it's the exact opposite feeling as you would have waiting for Sex And The City 2 to start. And unlike SatC2, this show doesn't go on two hours too long.

Episode highlights include:

  • "Gay" turns...