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May 29, 2013

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon has all the trappings of a wonderfully bad movie. It's shot on location in a weird place with lots of local actors, all the voices are dubbed shoddily, the main actress is a stripper, and it relies heavily on stock footage of sharks. It's pretty hard to go wrong with a shark movie, and this...


May 23, 2013

Lost. The title tells you everything. The characters are lost. You are lost. And all hope of a satisfying ending, that's super lost.

But there's also a certain addicting nature to it. Who's gonna die next? What other group of people is going to suddenly appear on the island? What happens if they don't type the code?...


May 16, 2013

There is nothing more impressive than a stand-up comic: standing up there alone, just a person with a microphone and some jokes. Or in the case of Punchline, a person with a microphone, a nun costume, a locker downstairs, and some jokes(?).

Punchline follows Tom Hanks as a great comic (who gets lots of laughs that seem...


May 8, 2013

It's impossible to tell if stuff from your childhood is objectively good, so I'm not going to try with this. But subjectively, A Goofy Movie is a whole lot of fun, despite it's weird dog-hybrid world of race relations.

Maxamillion Goof is the son of Goofy Goof of Disney fame. Despite this rediculous heritage, Max is...


May 2, 2013

Attention nerds. Do you want to sleep with lots of women? All you have to do is dress like a dork, tell canned jokes, and lie about everything in your life. In these three easy steps, The Mystery Method will get you laid.

Remember The Game? Not the delightful Michael Douglas movie. No, not the game where if you think...