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Mar 31, 2011

Watching the Jersey Shore leaves you with a feeling that must be similar to waking up next to one of the characters from the show.  The regret hits you right away. But then the hangover settles in and all you know is you need to be somewhere else as soon as possible or you're going to throw up all over the...

Mar 24, 2011

Before there was the bad TV show Gossip Girl, there was the terrible series of novels by the same name. So if this is worse than crap, what is it? Shit? Well, as the book would say, it's shit with the smell of French perfume that the maid sprays around the house ever hour.

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Mar 16, 2011

The reasons Troll 2 is so bad are the standard ones: stupid plot, boring characters, a director who didn't speak the same language as the cast, and actors who were literally on day passes from mental hospitals.  I know what you're thinking, we already reviewed The Room.  But no!  This is even worse. 

Troll 2 is our 3rd...

Mar 9, 2011

Every time we read a book, we hope that the second half will be an improvement on the first.  Sadly, with City of Bones, it's quite the opposite.  We've gone from confusing and boring straight into incestuous and creepy.

When the main characters find out they're related, they don't despair, or even change their...

Mar 2, 2011

City of Bones is undoubtedly better than Twilight, and it's better than Percy Jackson and the Olympians. In fact, it's way better than those two series. But when you set the goal posts that low, it's entirely possible for something to just lumber over them. And lumber this book does; it's clunky and boring, with...