Aug 20, 2014
The best way to protest the new, terrible Ninja Turtles movie is to watch the old terrific (but only because we were kids) Ninja Turtles movie. So that's what we did.
And what joy it brought to us. Remember how much they loved pizza and making sassy early-90s pop culture references? We love those things too! And remember how they were made out of thick rubber suits so they couldn't really move? That's still fun today!
The movie doesn't really hold up, but who cares? It's fun, and none of the money goes to Michael Bay, which is radical.