May 16, 2012
If there's one nice thing to say about Fifty Shades of Grey it's that it has a happy ending. The two characters who have nothing in common (except for a burning feeling in their junk) do not end up together. For that one page, there is something to celebrate.
Unfortunately it took us another 500 pages of them not breaking up before we could get there. So for another episode we stumble through the gross, uncomfortable, inane sex and sex talk of Christian Grey and Anna Steel. There's a glider flight, some more stalking, somebody hits somebody with a belt. I don't remember. But it was boring. I can tell you that.
Thanks to Drew and Jen who sent us a cleaned up version of part of the book that we read for all the kids in the audience.