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Read it and Weep

Apr 30, 2014

Imagine the movie Toy Story but without any of the things that made Toy Story good. Instead of likable toys, they're pervy corporate icons and Nazis. Instead of beautiful animation, it's animated by graphing calculators. Instead of a plot, it's just a food puns and farting. That movie you're imagining is Foodfight!.

Originally set for a 2003 release, it got pushed back multiple times and was eventually forced out by the insurance company. If that doesn't make it sound great, you don't know anything about bad movies. It's a masterpiece of confusing garbagey weirdness. So bad it's good? Frankly, my dear, I don't give a spam.

To read more about the optimism before the movie was finished, check out this NY Times article. And the creepy British commercial Alex was talking about is part of a creepy British series of commercials (h/t: @magicdarts).