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Read it and Weep

Dec 24, 2009

In an effort to move our show above this terrible movie in Google search results for "Read It And Weep," we review it. It probably wasn't worth it to have to sit through these atrocious 90 minutes.

Dec 16, 2009

Aww... have people been mean to poh Sawah? Shame on dem. You showed dem with dis book, doh. And da way you didn't wite yoself. And da way it makes you sound like a idiot and a

Dec 10, 2009

Sarah Palin "narrates" her own "life" "story." There's a lot of exotic meats, a lot of breeding, and enough folksy wisdom to kill a chicken faster than fireweed in July.

Nov 24, 2009

The boys go to sold-out screenings of New Moon to stare at Charlie's mustache, Alice's hair, and Edward's ability to ruin every scene that he's in. Episode highlights:

  • Excitable old vampires!
  • Vampire discoballs!
  • Steroids!
  • Mechanical bull sex!

Nov 19, 2009

In this stunning non-conclusion, Bella and Edward both manage not to kill themselves, return to Forks, and everything is as if this book never happened. If only.

We also learn why Edward and Bella love each other: She smells like the perfect ham sandwich to him.